0RPHAN TEARS featuring Wax

Ray William Johnson is a comedian best known for his YouTube videos, which have made him one of the most-subscribed content creators on that site as of 2010. Many of his videos include commentary on other videos under the show title Equals Three. Many of the videos he comments on often enjoy a sudden growth in popularity, as noted by numerous press reports.

As of April 2011, his channel is the second most subscribed on YouTube,with over 3.2 million subscribers, and over 900 million video views. Industry watcher Tubefilter has predicted he may become the most-subscribed user later in 2011. In February 2011, one industry publication noted that Johnson currently had 6 of the top 20 most watched videos of the month.



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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob


Beat By Ray Johnson

***SONG LYRICS***

It was a weekend, and you can't stop

Us from going to the local dance spot.

Instead of drinking imported beers,

Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.

We popped the top. We know what was in it.

Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.

Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.

I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.

Then the room filled with colors and shapes,

And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.

Oh snap! And what made it worse

Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.

He passed some gas and it snapped in half.

Yo Deejay! Are you still there?

Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.

Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic

Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.

I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.

These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.

Little children, near and far

Don't know where your parents are.

Cry directly in this jar.

I will drink it at the bar.

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.

I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.

(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)

I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"

He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.

I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.

I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.

I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.

Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.

Little children, near and far

Don't know where your parents are.

Cry directly in this jar.

I will drink it at the bar.

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.

The DJ playing my favorite tracks.

Waitress asked, what can I bring you.

I said the most expensive thing on the menu.

She came back with a glass of liquid.

I said, I asked for something different.

This looks like a normal beer.

She said, no it's Orphan Tears.

Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,

Whole club looking like a forest.

DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.

Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.

I tried to run to the bathroom but when

I did I felt a vacuum suction.

Pulling me back slow

Dance floor turned into a black hole.

Spinning around horribly.

Feeling like Dorothy.

Woke up and was still at home.

Orphan Tears got us in the zone.

Little children, near and far

Don't know where your parents are.

Cry directly in this jar.

I will drink it at the bar.

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.

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